I'm gonna be THE KING OF FIGHTERS on Boxing Day - please don't try this at home,,,

Hi kids,

Need something special on Boxing Day? There's Kill List and it's a mindf**k of a British genre film but that might disturb Grandad.

I know, you need this!

Yes, it's true. It's damn true. THE KING OF FIGHTERS comes out on DVD / Blu-Ray in the UK on Boxing Day.

Pity it's a pile a shit - if you fancy a laugh, Ray Park proves why he shouldn't be speaking in front of camera with big shaggy coats, lovely hats and a skate board.

There's a lesbian scene....but I can't think of anything more substantial to this grand crap-tacular. Before you ask, yes I do owe this but at least it has some rewatchability for the sheer terrible plot line and Last Airbender race changing with Sean Faris being a young asian boy before becoming American actor. Worth drinking and sniggering at - and I don't even play King of Fighters.

Least it's not Bangkok Andrenaline.